Hand Can Cook!1aka. "Ouching Onion Frying Oil!"

Was cooking the other day and got a bit casual with tossing the onions into a pot of oil. Got hit by some hot oil splashback!
Some hard-earned lessons here..

1) Hot oil is very very hot.

2) Never treat produce in a cavalier manner, because...

3) ... there's more than one way an onion can make you tear.

4) It must be tough being a fish-finger.

5) Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

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1: er... rhymes with "Yan Can Cook".. for those of you not familiar.. Martin Yan's kinda like a dimunitiver, frenziedly gesticulating Chinese Emeril