I'm Afraid You've Santa Christmas Wish List to the Wrong Address!

Sadly, there are still some people who think that Santa spends his days off at the North Pole.. seriously, why would a popular guy like Santa spend his time in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of sweat-shop elves and a pimple-nosed ruminant?
Our research team has found that he actually spends most of his time hanging out at the Penn Station K-mart.
Here, after a long day of loitering, he beats a couple of smiley asians armed with candy canes to an easy rocker to rest his feet..