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Monday, October 31, 2005

Holy Halloween! New York City Suffers Mysterious Loss of Gravity!


CITIZENS IN SUSPENSE OVER SUDDEN TRANSFORMATION INTO ECTOPLASMIC ACROBATS!
"Don't Get Carried Away by Phenomenon!" sez Mayor "New Yorkers must keep feet firmly planted on ground!"
"As far as our investigations, it is only a flight of fancy" claims Chief of Police "We believe this felonious scheme will eventually come to ground!"

Meanwhile Manhattanites are taking full advantage of their new found mode of transport. Ginnie of Lower Manhattan was jumping with joy and had this to say "I used to take the subway but now I prefer to fly."
Of course not everyone in the city was over the moon. Happy Lee of New York Chinatown's Number One Flower Drum Dance Troupe HAPPY JOY! complained "It gave me a flight!"

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