The Adventures of Hong Kong Movie Star (and our buddy) Alan in the Big Apple!

Hong Kong Movie Star Alan rubs shoulders with world famous photographer James Nachtwey while some guy at the back gives him a scalp massage with his nose! Hong Kong Movie Stars are all very decadent!


Hong Kong Movie Star Alan getting some advice from famous German fashion photographer Peter Linbergh! ("You Knogh Alan my boygh! De tour has nogh de poast!")



The March of Hong Kong Movie Star Alan in the Bright Lights Big City! Congratulations to Hong Kong Movie Star (erherm.. and OUR buddy) Alan for his award!



Next day, sadly, after letting all the accolades get to his head, Hong Kong Movie Star Alan's lip starts to swell!